“Daddy, can I have some money?” asks a 6-year old Blue Lobster. “Sure – let me go pick it off the Money-Tree,” Daddy replied, in a tone I can now identify as sarcastic. “Wait! What? There’s something called a Money Tree?” Little Blue Lobster thinks to herself. “I need to get one of those.” And […]
Today, I checked my credit card statement and found out that I have to pay $191.13 by October 10, 2019. The box at the bottom informed me that if I were to make the minimum payment ($10) at my current interest rate, then I would pay off my balance in 2 years and 0 months. […]
I think I’ve made a money mistake. According to the personal finance blogs that I follow, the stock market has been on a bull-run since 2009. A “bullish” stock market is one where the stock market is rising. A “bearish” stock market is one where the stock market is falling. Since 2011, I’ve been busily […]
I have to admit that it sometimes takes me a very long time to learn lessons that should be obvious. One of those lessons is how the kitchen can be used to significantly cut food costs. Today’s lesson, Gentle Reader, is about the money-saving magic of my kitchen. At the end of last week, I […]
I want you to give yourself some credit – literally. Allow me to back up a little bit, to give you some context. A year ago, my credit card number was stolen when someone booked a hotel with my information. Although it took a few weeks, my bank reversed the charges and life went on […]
It is ridiculously easy to incur as much vehicle debt as much as possible – aka: more than absolutely necessary – when buying a new set of wheels. You simply have to do the following three things: borrow as much as you possibly can, get a really high interest rate; and pay the absolute lowest […]
This post is going to be short and sweet. If you’re new to the world of personal finance, the following gems are the building blocks of wealth. If you’re an old hat at the mastery of money, then I would ask that you forward these greatest hits on to anyone who might need them. If […]
The older I get, the more I think about the ideas that have guided my life’s decisions up to this point. I ruminate on whether some of the ideas that I’ve held dear for a long time are still good enough to follow, or whether they’ve led me to a place that I’d rather not […]
Beer tastes on a champagne budget… This is the secret to riches! It’s a fancy way of saying that you should do what you can to live below your means. This post is going to be short and sweet, Dear Readers. In a nutshell, if you can maintain your beer tastes once you’ve attained your […]
As the warm days of spring roll in and push harsh memories of winter to the recesses of your memories, you may find yourself enjoying the sunshine and asking yourself: What is exactly is dollar-cost averaging? I’m here to tell you that DCA can be a powerful tool for investors. In a nutshell, dollar-cost averaging […]